The 2014 How Dare You Awards
Worst Title:
3 Days to Kill
are you here (WINNER!)
As Above So Below
I, Frankenstein
When the Game Stands Tall
Most Unnecessary Sequel:
300: Rise of an Empire
Dolphin Tale 2 (WINNER!)
Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
The Expendables 3
Movie That Took Itself Way, Way Too Seriously:
Exodus: Gods and Kings
Need for Speed
The Monuments Men
Transcendence (WINNER!)
Winter’s Tale
Biggest Disappointment:
A Million Ways to Die in the West
Jersey Boys (WINNER!)
Robocop
The Amazing Spiderman 2
The Monuments Men
Least Successful Reboot or Remake:
About Last Night
Godzilla
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
Robocop (WINNER!)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Movies Most Easily Confused:
3 Days to Kill & November Man
Devil’s Due & Deliver Us From Evil
Divergent & The Maze Runner (WINNER!)
Exodus: Gods and Kings & Pompeii
Hercules: The Thracian War & The Legend of Hercules
Most Forgettable Performance by an Oscar Winning Actor:
Russel Crowe: Winter’s Tale
Michael Douglas: And So It Goes (WINNER!)
Jammie Foxx: Annie
Anthony Hopkins: Noah
Ben Kingsley: Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb
Most Forgettable Performance by an Oscar Winning Actress:
Kathy Bates: Tammy
Ellyn Burstyn: Draft Day
Diane Keaton: And So It Goes (WINNER!)
Susan Sarandon: Tammy
Charlize Theron: A Million Ways to Die in the West
Movie You Least Wanted to See:
Exodus: Gods and Kings
Into the Storm
Jersey Boys
Pompeii (WINNER!)
Transcendence
Title That Best Fits a Porno:
Begin Again (WINNER!)
Dolphin Tale 2
Non-Stop
Premature
Sex Tape
Most Formulaic:
Blended: A formula all its own in which Drew Barrymore falls in love with Adam Sandler
Get on Up: The formula that lets us follow the troubled path of a superstar singer
Into the Storm: The formula of the bad weather disaster movie
Million Dollar Arm: The formula in which a terrible person becomes a good person. This time he’s a sports agent who finds pitchers in India
Non-Stop: The formula is quite simple. A Liam Neeson action movie released in January or February (WINNER!)
Most Ridiculous Concept:
I, Frankenstein: Frankenstein joins a war between gargoyles and demons (WINNER!)
That Awkward Moment: The moment that three men decide to remain single they all meet the woman of their dreams
Transcendence: Johnny Depp is a scientist who becomes the consciousness of a computer
Tusk: A maniac in Canada kidnaps a huge jerk and turns him into a man-walrus. Literally
Winter’s Tale: A burglar uses his gift of reincarnation to save his true love… after a very long time