The 2013 How Dare You Awards
Worst Title:
21 & Over
Bullet to the Head
Movie 43
R.I.P.D. Rest in Peace Department (WINNER!)
Runner Runner
Most Unnecessary Sequel:
GI Joe: Retaliation
Grown Ups 2 (WINNER!)
Red 2
Riddick
Smurfs 2
Movie That Took Itself Way, Way Too Seriously:
After Earth
Man of Steel (WINNER!)
Oz the Great & Powerful
The Counselor
The Lone Ranger
Biggest Disappointment:
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Gangster Squad
Man of Steel (WINNER!)
The Counselor
The Lone Ranger
Least Successful Reboot or Remake:
Carrie
A Good Day to Die Hard
The Lone Ranger (WINNER!)
Man of Steel
Oz the Great & Powerful
Movies Most Easily Confused:
Beautiful Creatures & The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
Closed Circuit & The Fifth Estate
A Haunted House & Scary Movie 5
Olympus Has Fallen & White House Down (WINNER!)
The Purge & You’re Next
Most Forgettable Performance by an Oscar Winning Actor:
Jeff Bridges: R.I.P.D. Rest in Peace Department
Russel Crowe: Broken City
Robet DeNiro: Big Wedding (WINNER!)
Jamie Foxx: White House Down
Jeremy Irons: Beautiful Creatures
Most Forgettable Performance by an Oscar Winning Actress:
Kim Basinger: Grudge Match (WINNER!)
Halle Berry: Movie 43
Helen Mirren: Red 2
Natalie Portman: Thor: The Dark World
Catherine Zeta-Jones: Broken City
Movie You Least Wanted to See:
Bullet to the Head
Movie 43
Phantom (WINNER!)
The Fifth Estate
The Last Stand
Title That Best Fits a Porno Movie:
Bad Grandpa
Delivery Man
Inside Llewyn Davis (WINNER!)
Jobs
The Purge
Combined Title That Best Fits a Porno Movie:
About Time Bad Grandpa
Fast & Furious Grudge Match 6
Now You See Me Inside Llewyn Davis
Pacific Rim Jobs (WINNER!)
Turbo Rush
Most Formulaic:
A Good Day to Die Hard: A sequel to a formula started by the first in this series. This time John McClane is trapped in Russia
Last Vegas: A fish out of water story with four senior citizens visiting Las Vegas and learning about each other in the process
Olympus Has Fallen: The Die Hard formula with people stuck in the White House (WINNER!)
The Internship: The formula is simple, put Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in a movie together
White House Down: The Die Hard formula with people stuck in the White House
Most Ridiculous Concept:
After Earth: A father and son take a space trip to mend their bond when they crash on Earth which has been abandoned for a millennium. Thank goodness Will has taught his son to not fear anything
Machete Kills: The U.S. government recruits Danny Trejo to battle Mexico before an arms dealer launches a missile into outer space. Oh, and Charlie Sheen is the president
Pacific Rim: Giant lizards are battling with Earth to the death. Naturally you must battle them with giant robots
R.I.P.D. Rest in Peace Department: When a cop, Ryan Reynolds, dies he must find his killer working for an after-life police department. Oh and on Earth, he now looks like a Chinese man, and his partner, Jeff Bridges, looks like a hot blonde (WINNER!)
The Last Stand: A drug lord is heading at high speeds towards Mexico. He just has to get through a small town with a large sheriff. One Arnold Schwarzenegger.