The 2004 How Dare You Awards
Worst Title:
D.E.B.S.
De-Lovely (WINNER!)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
Win a Date With Tad Hamilton
Most Unnecessary Sequel:
Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (WINNER!)
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
Seed of Chucky
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
Movie That Took Itself Way, Way Too Seriously:
The Alamo
Crash (WINNER!)
King Arthur
Torque
Troy
Biggest Disappointment:
Catwoman (WINNER!)
The Ladykillers
The Manchurian Candidate
Oceans Twelve
Troy
The Movie That Should Have Had Action Figures But Didn’t:
The Alamo
Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
The Passion of the Christ (WINNER!)
The Phantom of the Opera
Taxi
Biggest Computer Generated Obscenity:
The Day After Tomorrow: The weather
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow: Everything but the humans
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed: Scooby-Doo
Thunderbirds: Anything that flies
Van Helsing: The creatures (WINNER!)
Most Forgettable Performance by an Oscar Winning Actor:
Robert DeNiro: Meet the Fockers
Dustin Hoffman: Meet the Fockers
Anthony Hopkins: Alexander (WINNER!)
Kevin Kline: De-Lovely
Jon Voight: National Treasure
Most Forgettable Performance by an Oscar Winning Actress:
Halle Berry: Catwoman (WINNER!)
Kim Basinger: Cellular
Angelina Jolie: Alexander
Nicole Kidman: Stepford Wives
Barbara Streisand: Meet the Fockers
Most Reprehensible Double Dip:
Kim Basinger: Cellular & The Door in the Floor
Angelina Jolie: Alexander & Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Ashley Judd: De-Lovely & Twisted
Dennis Quaid: Alamo & The Day After Tomorrow
Jon Voight: The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement & Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (WINNER!)
Movie You Least Wanted to See:
Catwoman
D.E.B.S.
Eurotrip
The Girl Next Door
Thunderbirds (WINNER!)
Title That Best Fits a Porno Movie:
The Big Bounce
Riding Giants (WINNER!)
Super Size Me
Touching the Void
The Whole Ten Yards
Most Formulaic:
13 Going on 30: The body switching movie is back and this time a girl wishes to be older (WINNER!)
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story: A group of losers have to come together to win the big game
Raising Helen: Once again a single and self-involved young person must take care of children when a love one dies. Can she make the change?
Taking Lives: Once again an FBI agent must battle wits with an insidious serial killer
Twisted: Ashley Judd is a cop this time but she’s still dealing with mysterious murders
Most Ridiculous Concept:
The Butterfly Effect: A college student has terrible headaches that render him unconscious. While blacked out he can also travel back in time and alter the past which causes problems in the present
Catch that Kid: A young girl’s father has fallen and hurt his back on Mt. Everest but his family can’t afford the surgery to save him. Naturally his daughter will use her rock climbing skills to rob a high-security bank
Seed of Chucky: A ventriloquist dummy, the offspring of a couple of evil dolls, goes to Hollywood when he hears a movie is being made about his parents and resurrects them to get to know them better. This, of course, leads to problems of a homicidal nature
Taxi: A cop has his license taken away by his captain along with a demotion. When he’s on duty one day and hears of a group of lady bank robbers he hails a taxi to help him foil the crime
White Chicks: As a punishment for foiling a drug bust, two black FBI agents are forced to escort rich white socialites to the Hamptons where they will be bait for a kidnapper. When the ladies find out, they won’t have anything to do with it, leaving the agents to reason they must become the white chicks (WINNER!)