The 1999 How Dare You Awards

Worst Title:

• A Dog of Flanders

• A Slipping Down Life

• Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

• Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai

• Pokemon the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back (WINNER!)

Most Unnecessary Sequel:

• Fantasia 2000

• Muppets From Space

• The Rage: Carrie 2 (WINNER!)

• Shiloh 2: Shiloh Season

• Universal Soldier II: The Return

Biggest Disappointment:

• Eyes Wide Shut

• Mystery Men

• Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (WINNER!)

• Summer of Sam

• Wild Wild West

Movie That Should Have Had Action Figures, But Didn’t:

• Angela’s Ashes (WINNER!)

• Flawless

• Girl, Interrupted

• Stigmata

• The Straight Story

Biggest Computer-Generated Obscenity:

• Gadgetmobile: Inspector Gadget

• The Tarantula, Wild Wild West

• The House, The Haunting

• Jar Jar Binks: Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace (WINNER!)

• The Sharks: Deep Blue Sea

Most Regrettable Performance by a TV Actor in a Film Role:

• Calista Flockhart: A Midsummer Night’s Dream

• Sarah Michelle Gellar: Cruel Intentions

• Melissa Joan Hart: Drive Me Crazy

• James Van Der Beek: Varsity Blues (WINNER!)

• Betty White: Lake Placid

Most Regrettable Performance by a Non-Actor in an Acting Role:

• Bill Goldberg (WCW Wrestler): Universal Soldier: The Return

• Jewel Kichre (Singer/Poet): Ride with the Devil

• Alanis Morissette (Singer): Dogma

• Dennis Rodman (NBA Player): Simon Sez (WINNER!)

• Lawrence Taylor (NFL Player): Any Given Sunday

Most Forgettable Performance by an Oscar Winning Actor: 

• Cuba Gooding Jr: Chill Factor

• Kevin Kline: Wild Wild West

• John Voight: Varsity Blues (WINNER!)

• Christopher Walken: Blast From the Past

• Robin Williams: Jakob the Liar

Most Forgettable Performance by an Oscar Winning Actress:

• Faye Daunaway: The Messenger

• Goldie Hawn: The Out-of-Towners

• Diane Keaton: The Other Sister (WINNER!)

• Mira Sorvino: At First Sight

• Sissy Spacek Blast From the Past

Most Reprehensible Body of Work in a Single Year:

• Ben Affleck: 200 Cigarettes, Dogma, Forces of Nature

• Claire Danes: Brokedown Palace, The Mod Squad, Princess Mononoke

• Ellen Degeneres: The Love Letter, EDtv, Goodbye Lover

• Omar Epps: In Too Deep, The Mod Squad, The Wood, Breakfast of Champions

• Brendan Fraser: Blast from the Past, Dudley Do-Right, The Mummy (WINNER!)

Title that Best Fits a Porno Movie:

• The Bone Collector (WINNER!)

• Bowfinger

• Boys Don’t Cry

• The Insider

• Jawbreaker

Most Formulaic:

• Chill Factor: A dangerous bomb must get to a fort but must be kept below 50 degrees or it explodes so an ice cream truck is the perfect place for it. It’s speed with an ice cream truck.

• Double Jeopardy: This formula entails Ashley Judd being in danger

• Jakob the Liar: The formula is not only hope in a WWII movie but that Robin Williams is giving us that hope

• Lake Placid: Your classic monster movie formula in which nobody believes that this monster lurks nearby to kill

• Runaway Bride: The formula is two people not made for each other are made for each other (WINNER!)

Most Ridiculous Concept:

• Baby Geniuses: Baby talk prior to the age of two is actually highly sophisticated communication and an escaped baby from the Babyco company is trying to unite babies from outside the company

• Chill Factor: A dangerous bomb must get to a fort but must be kept below 50 degrees or it explodes so an ice cream truck is the perfect place for it (WINNER!)

• Deep Blue Sea: A group of scientists are trying to cure Alzheimers by experimenting on sharks and somehow make them super smart

• Flawless: A homophobic security guard who has a stroke is sent for singing lessons to a flamboyantly gay coach awaiting gender reassignment

• Molly: An autistic woman lives with her estranged brother and gets an experimental treatment that makes her smart and makes her brother less of a jerk