The 2006 How Dare You Awards

Worst Title:

• American Dreamz

• ATL

• Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus (WINNER!)

• RV

• Zoom

Most Unnecessary Sequel:

• Basic Instinct 2 (WINNER!)

• Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

• The Grudge 2

• The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

• Underworld 2: Evolution

Movie That Took Itself Way, Way Too Seriously:

• Annapolis 

• Dreamgirls

• The Fountain

• The Lake House (WINNER!)

• Miami Vice

Biggest Disappointment:

• Basic Instinct 2

• Lady in the Water

• Miami Vice

• Superman Returns (WINNER!)

• X-Men: The Last Stand

Least Successful Reboot or Remake:

• The Omen

• The Pink Panther

• Poseidon

• Superman Returns (WINNER!)

• The Wicker Man

Movie Not Even a Child Wanted to See:

• Arthur and the Invisibles

• Doogal

• Garfield: A Tail of Two Cities (WINNER!)

• Hoot

• The Wild

Biggest Computer Generated Obscenity:

• The Ex-Girlfriend: My Super Ex-Girlfriend

• The Snakes: Snakes on a Plane (WINNER!)

• Superman: Superman Returns

• The Creatures: Underworld 2: Evolution

• The Heroes: Zoom

Least Frightening Horror Movie:

• Final Destination 3

• Silent Hill

• Slither

• The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

• When a Stranger Calls (WINNER!)

Most Forgettable Performance by an Oscar Winning Actor:

• Nicholas Cage: The Wicker Man (WINNER!)

• Michael Douglas: Sentinel

• Richard Dreyfuss: Poseidon

• Kevin Kline: The Pink Panther

• Kevin Spacey: Superman Returns

Most Forgettable Performance by an Oscar Winning Actress:

• Kim Basinger: Sentinel

• Kathy Bates: Failure to Launch

• Ellen Burstyn: The Wicker Man (WINNER!)

• Nicole Kidman: Fur

• Hilary Swank: The Black Dahlia

Movie You Least Wanted to See:

• Basic Instinct 2 (WINNER!)

• Flyboys

• A Good Year

• Let’s Go to Prison

• Zoom

Title That Best Fits a Porno Movie:

• Eight Below

• Glory Road

• Stick it

• Take the Lead

• Waist Deep (WINNER!)

Most Formulaic:

• Failure to Launch: This time the jerk is more of a layabout who needs to get out of his parents house so he can fall in love with the woman they hired to get him out (WINNER!)

• Flyboys: Can the young hot shot pilots from America make a name for themselves in World War I? You betcha

• Gridiron Gang: Can a well-meaning coach turn the tough kids into a winning football team. You betcha

• The Lake House: Two people who are perfect for each other are finding it hard to fall in love. This time because they’re exchanging letters through time

• You, Me, and Dupree: It’s time for Owen Wilson to be a lovable loser again when his buddy lets him crash at his house

Most Ridiculous Concept:

• Click: A man is given a magical remote control by an eccentric inventor so he can control time but finds he should cherish all the precious moments of his life

• Crank: A hitman with a conscience learns he is poisoned and can only save himself by keeping his adrenaline up with sex and stunts

• Lady in the Water: A man saves a woman from danger not knowing she’s a character from a story and that he and all his tenants are becoming characters who must protect the woman from those who don’t want her to go home

• Little Man: A Wayan and a tiny thief with the face of a Wayan steal a diamond but have to stash it in a woman’s purse and now the little Wayan must pose as an infant to get the diamond back (WINNER!)

• Snakes on a Plane: In order to assassinate a witness, a criminal overlord decides to set a bunch of snakes loose on a plane along with a bunch of pheromones that will make the snakes super aggressive because in the words of the overlord, “I’ve exhausted all the other possibilities!”