The 2002 How Dare You Awards

Worst Title:

• Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (WINNER!)

• Fear Dot Com

• Half Past Dead

• Juanna Man

• Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones

Most Unnecessary Sequel:

• Analyze That (WINNER!)

• Blade 2

• Friday After Next

• Return to Neverland

• The Santa Clause 2

Movie That Took Itself Way, Way Too Seriously:

• Drumline (WINNER!)

• The Emperor’s Club

• Enough

• Four Feathers

• John Q.

Biggest Disappointment:

• Death to Smoochy (WINNER!)

• Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

• Men in Black 2

• Scooby Doo

• The Truth About Charlie

Movie That Should Have Had Action Figures But Didn’t:

• Barbershop (WINNER!)

• Dahmer

• Drumline

• Frida

• The Hours

The Strange Bedfellows Award:

• Anthony Hopkins & Chris Rock: Bad Company

• Antonio Banderas & Lucy Liu: Ecks vs. Sever

• Jennifer Lopez & Ralph Fiennes: Maid n Manhattan

• Robert DeNiro & Eddie Murphy: Showtime (WINNER!)

• Jackie Chan & Jennifer Love Hewitt: The Tuxedo

Most Regrettable Performance by a Non-Actor in an Acting Role:

• Steve Irwin: Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course

• Mandy Moore: A Walk to Remember

• The Entire NBA: Like Mike

• Britney Spears: Crossroads (WINNER!)

• Lil Bow Wow: Like Mike

Most Forgettable Performance by an Oscar Winning Actor:

• Robert DeNiro: Showtime

• Rober Duvall: John Q.

• Cuba Gooding Jr.: Snow Dogs (WINNER!)

• Anthony Hopkins: Bad Company

• Robin Williams: Death to Smoochy

Most Forgettable Performance by an Oscar Winning Actress:

• Halle Berry: Die Another Day

• Goldie Hawn: The Banger Sisters

• Angelina Jolie: Life or Something Like It (WINNER!)

• Julia Roberts: Full Frontal

• Susan Sarandon: The Banger Sisters

Most Reprehensible Body of Work for a Single Year:

• Antonio Banderas: Ecks vs Sever, Femme Fatal, & Spy Kids 2

• Eddie Murphy: The Adventures of Pluto Nash, I Spy, & Showtime (WINNER!)

• Jennifer Lopez: Enough & Maid in Manhattan

• Rene Russo: Big Trouble & Showtime

• Rober DeNiro: Analyze That, Showtime, & City by the Sea

Movie You Least Wanted to See:

• The Adventures of Pluto Nash (WINNER!)

• Four Feathers

• Master of Disguise

• Serving Sara

• Simone

Title That Best Fits a Porno Movie:

• The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys

• Enough

• Igby Goes down

• Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (WINNER!)

• Punch Drunk Love

Most Formulaic:

• Bad Company: Two offbeat partners must work together to save the day

• The Emperor’s Club: A fantastic teacher inspires his class and one headstrong student

• Maid in Manhattan: A maid and a business mogul manage to fall in love despite knowing they’re worlds apart (WINNER!

• Swimfan: A lunatic becomes a fan of a swimmer. It’s like DeNiro being a fan of a baseball player but far less interesting

• A Walk to Remember: An aimless high school senior falls in love with a woman and lead an inspirational relationship that take most people a lifetime to learn

Most Ridiculous Concept:

• The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course: The Crocodile Hunter has saved a crocodile that has swallowed a U.S. satellite beacon and tries to relocate the animal while special agents give chase

• FeardotCom: A cop and a health researcher investigate the curious deaths of four men who each died 48 hours after logging into feardotcom.

• Like Mike: A fourteen year old boy with aspirations to play in the NBA gets his chance when he laces up a mysterious pair of old sneakers inscribed with the initials MJ

• Simone: Al Pacino creates the first totally believable synthetic actress

• The Tuxedo: Jackie Chan, a cabbie turned chauffeur must don a tuxedo when his playboy millionaire client is put out of commission. He quickly finds out the tuxedo is more black belt than black tie (WINNER!)